the benefit of MC

in the army, people are always working so hard, therefore the govt has also given us a wonderful privilege. free healthcare at govt clinics=many days of magic off( as quoted by ti kor on bigbrohu.blogspot.com/ please kindly refer to this fact filled website). i am glad to say that after 6 mths in the industry, i am finally grasping the tricks of this wonderful system.
many ways of taking this magic off include...

1. oh shit, i overslept, MC
2. its wed today man and e all impt MAMBO night, MC
3. its ____'s (pls insert name accordingly) birthday tmrw, MC
4. feel like a long weekend, MC (only for fris and mondays, however, many smart ppl have taken tues wed and thurs too, giving you a REALLY long weekend. however they are at the high risk of getting charged for malingering)
5.wa tmrw got sale at _____(pls insert), MC
6. _____________________________________(actually, any reason would be applicable for this magic off system, as long as its backed by a magic slip of paper.)

Finally, in the world there are always selfish, and generous people. therefore here are examples of the very kind and generous people.

GENEROUS- TTSH, SKpolyclinic, KN Lau clinic, that clinc at sk mrt station, DR TAY...

pls decipher the shortforms yourself, anyone with any valuable information please kindly leave your email and we will def contact you.

i am glad to say that to my knowledge and my circle of fellow zha fits, DALE LAI ZHI YONG has reachest the highest level of this skill. Cheers