we count our days with mambo-musings by the Serangoon13Siao Zha Fit boys

back

2006-11-21T02:27:00.000-08:00

ok we're back but it seems like im e only one here nowadays.
a brief update on wad e 13 tong has been up to.
leader ti kor has been busy as usual (alongside his many gang wars and underground handlings) with flea market shopping. hardcore that is. zouk followed by youth park.
due to the emergence of many rival gangs, 13 tong members ric ric papermaster and ti kor have been unable to update as they are currently nursing their near fatal injuries.
our ally the westside boys too have suffered many setbacks.
hadec has just undergone a knee op. and unknowingly had his acl totally removed. he is fuming with the doctor's claim of him being able to lead his old life as he claims that e doc wouldn't know.
but neck. isn't it obvious, you dont need any ligaments to eat sleep and laa.

the benefit of MC

2006-10-31T02:15:00.000-08:00

in the army, people are always working so hard, therefore the govt has also given us a wonderful privilege. free healthcare at govt clinics=many days of magic off( as quoted by ti kor on bigbrohu.blogspot.com/ please kindly refer to this fact filled website). i am glad to say that after 6 mths in the industry, i am finally grasping the tricks of this wonderful system.
many ways of taking this magic off include...

1. oh shit, i overslept, MC
2. its wed today man and e all impt MAMBO night, MC
3. its ____'s (pls insert name accordingly) birthday tmrw, MC
4. feel like a long weekend, MC (only for fris and mondays, however, many smart ppl have taken tues wed and thurs too, giving you a REALLY long weekend. however they are at the high risk of getting charged for malingering)
5.wa tmrw got sale at _____(pls insert), MC
6. _____________________________________(actually, any reason would be applicable for this magic off system, as long as its backed by a magic slip of paper.)

Finally, in the world there are always selfish, and generous people. therefore here are examples of the very kind and generous people.

GENEROUS- TTSH, SKpolyclinic, KN Lau clinic, that clinc at sk mrt station, DR TAY...

pls decipher the shortforms yourself, anyone with any valuable information please kindly leave your email and we will def contact you.

i am glad to say that to my knowledge and my circle of fellow zha fits, DALE LAI ZHI YONG has reachest the highest level of this skill. Cheers

2006-10-28T05:09:00.000-07:00

ti kor. just set u as administrator so please go save our blog... aha anyways last mambo was certainly a drama filled night which ended up at e police station aye... haha... nov 1 mambo anyone??
anyways e gangs been up to abit lately taman sentosa, sentosa and all that kinda shit.

this is an extremely important update... on thurs, I. 13 siao was at my workplace for some saf army oral hygiene contest... and there was this dentist who came to help out. Marlene Tay, she def has to be be hottest dentist ard... so much so that the idiots i work with wanted to keep her used gown as an item of worship. oh well, wad can i say, my dental sup's the bomb for making me assist her..

Wed night fever

2006-10-17T21:13:00.000-07:00

Tonight is Wed night,u know what I am thinking.
A bit earlier than our nov 1 pact,but not doubt it's gonna be great fun
A long while since we have drank our night away,making sign language,making fun of trannys and getting into fights with fat ladies
Is anyone going to respond favourably to Ti Kor's call?

2006-10-14T23:28:00.000-07:00

eh to e other 3 idiots.. our blog's dying!! haha anyway, dinner at kim's ytd was good... den we headed to kim seng bowl for bowling.. hopefully it wont be our new fav activity!! haha of course my team won man cuz we had 3 stars kim's lil sister, hui lin and of course MR CRAB.. haha

so anw guys e plan for next sun's sentosa yea.. dont worry u all bring urselves and ill bring the techno

2006-10-11T12:20:00.000-07:00

i m burnt.. kian is retarded.. and weiqi is gay!! weird pple tend to flock together.. yupz.!

2006-10-10T07:24:00.000-07:00

ti kor its 2nd nov.

Wan sui wan sui tong ar tongwan sui gina zap sa tongtong ar tongzap sa tongwan sui serangoon 13tong

ti kor

2006-10-09T08:23:00.000-07:00

Ti kOR thanks fisherman for inviting His Honour to grace his abode's lantern event
it was indeed eye opening especially with the man-made rocket that u guys made
The UN security council ought to divert their attention away from the North Korean nuclear crisis and take a good look into what we Serangoon 13 siao people are producing.
cya guys soon
may 13 tong rule Zouk on 1Nov

Wan sui wan sui tong ar tong
wan sui gina zap sa tong
tong ar tong
zap sa tong
wan sui serangoon 13tong

2006-10-08T07:29:00.000-07:00

had a retarded moon cake festival celebration with everyone. esp with kain's stupid lanterns goin up in flames all the time.. come sat, was chilling at chijmes with our war veteran the paper master, the MM, ric mon at chijmes. ric mon was flirting with e meena waitress non stop!!! oh anw le's bdae lunch today at pan pac was good

2006-10-07T13:08:00.000-07:00

i m sorta forced to write blog entries..hahaha..Lateran festival was fun yet boring.. But luckily things turn out "better" when we went prawning.. Caught 2 prawns in 2 hrs which costed ard $90 dollars.. =D

chilling was cool.. i hated my drink.. tasted like shit n cost a bomb.. some farkers still force me to drink.. n sit with a grps of chio gals.. u guys sux!! n kiannie.. go get ur pat.. at least u have some real stuff to play with. instead of paper..

tml is another happening dae.. lest bdae lunch.. i bet i m gonna get dua by them as usual..

end of entry..

p/s: kian sux.. weiqi sux.. i rox big time... n my spelling sux big time. yeah!! who cares..

Mid Aut Fest

2006-10-04T06:30:00.000-07:00

Announcement #1 : i am no longer weiqi's boss until further notice. He will henceforth not have to hold on to my inverted pockets anymore.

Announcement #2 : I've got the candles, sparklers and lanterns. Lets have a smashing mid aut fest. Winner is he who burns the most lanterns.

*i would also like to take this opportunity to thank weiqi for sending me home whenever possible. Cheers to your license*

01102006

2006-10-03T04:08:00.000-07:00

SA UNCLES and extended family. fat cat and i. the four serangoon13siao. kian and i.. sorry kian. think after todays news ill be boss everyday yea.. cheers to those who showed tempo on sat.

2006-10-01T08:34:00.000-07:00

hahaha.. wei qi was drunk agn!!!! lol. wad a sight!

tmrw's e big night.

2006-09-29T07:34:00.000-07:00

just came back frm major grocery shopping with dale and sis for tmrw and blew a major fortune balls... but alls worth it for pre rush!

2006-09-28T01:57:00.000-07:00

ti kor nice? anyway kian is a happy man. cuz come saturday felicia ll be showing tempo at my house haha. or maybe rush. had a ball of a time ytd at mambo cuz dale finally gave tempo. but that was purely due to the fact that BB was there.. back to work next wed. long weekend. shiok balls

wednesday nights are the best

2006-09-25T06:52:00.001-07:00

i am the fisherman. no one loves me. HOWEVER, on one magical night every week, i turn into zhap sa siao. every wed morning, sms after sms floods my inbox from my lackeys for the day. however, i am soon losing my hold on them with the introduction of a gay name shedicky.. yes i fell victim too.. however i realised i did not need anything from him that i didnt have. he's manipulative ways has led me to that unfaithful incident where kian and i spent hours by the riverside. it was a horrid mambo experience.. but nonetheless........ mambo this week anyone?? haha

wednesday nights are the best

2006-09-25T06:52:00.000-07:00

30th september!

2006-09-25T06:47:00.000-07:00

After finding out the horrific reality that one of the only places in singapore that still stays true to eurodance(techno) is having its last dance on the 30th sep. i realised it was god calling out to ti kor and i. on the night where we finally stopped deliberating and rallied the gang to head down to RUSH, its closing. therefore, i cannot stress the importnace of 30th sep. THE LAST DANCE. no one should miss it.

30th Sept

2006-09-23T23:55:00.000-07:00

As you people know,we are celebrating Weiqi's birthday.First BBQ, den a trip down to Rush for The Last Dance.(For the unknowing,please see bigbrohu.blogspot.com for the special tribute on Rush and its special significance this sat.) Anyway,may I know what the invites list looks like?i think we should start sending out our special invites already to make sure Sat is a day to be remembered.

Here lies my friend weiqi

2006-09-23T05:28:00.000-07:00

Here lies my friend weiqi,
he drank,he puked and peed.
so he says he loves wednesdays,
and with his card he made his friends slaves.
always with him a friend so goodlooking,
and other from a land call kuching.
the one from kuching is gay,
and on wednesday he too must obey.
for on wednesday weiqi is boss,
who often drank so much and got lost.
we found him by the river,
sleeping in his own saliva.
So by the river he laid,
thats when one of his friend said,
here lies my friend weiqi,
he drank, he puked and peed

introducing the members

2006-09-23T02:07:00.000-07:00

top-kian aka mr paper(weiqi's boss)
mid-qiqi aka XIII
bot- Ti kor aka tim

there you have it. the creative minds behind this page.

2006-09-21T06:42:00.000-07:00

blogging is freaking difficult balls

ti kor opening address

2006-09-21T05:49:00.000-07:00

Ti Kor Opening Address

Interesting of you guys to start up a blog haha.Let the talking of crap begin.

RUSH

2006-09-21T05:27:00.000-07:00

30th september.. RUSH!!! anyone interested please ask ti kor

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2006-09-20T07:38:00.000-07:00

alrighty, jus have to wait for ericmon to join us.
Oh yeah today's a special wednesday.you're not boss today.

200906

2006-09-20T05:28:00.000-07:00

hello

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2006-09-18T18:53:00.000-07:00

waiting for felicia's bf and ti kor to join up